STAY DOWN, ASSHOLE!
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG BEACH, LITTERBUG.
THAT DROPPING THE WRAPPER SHIT MIGHT FLY WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM BUT THIS IS THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. PICK IT UP.
AND YOU’D BETTER BE PLANNING TO RECYCLE THAT BOTTLE, YOU HEAR ME?
I BET YOU DON’T EVEN COMPOST.
SCUMBAG.
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
THE JAZZ HANDS.
I am sobbing
oh my god
(via loveisundeclared)
Adam Sandler - The Wedding Signer. AKA. a song written about my life story. (via alyssa-battista)You don’t know how much I need you.
While you’re around I don’t feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can’t believe I found a love that’s so pure and true.But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.I hope you’re glad with what you’ve done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I’m on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
tumblr its nine in the morning, i need you to entertain me. okay.
Tumblr is never busy when you need it to be.
uuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tumblr its nine in the morning, i need you to entertain me. okay.
But I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.Don Cheadle (via wethinkwedream)
(via babblingbubbles)
6 playsWeezer - My Name is Jonas
yes yes yes
The animators for the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park practicing their dinosaur runs
oh my fucking god
(via hailstormhayley)
